Coffee shop in Seattle adds semen inside their customers' drinks



What has this world turned into? In as much as this is very hard to believe, it has been reported that the coffee selling giant Starbucks has allegedly been including semen in their products for the last 3 months, after semen samples were found in the back of Starbucks stores. The FDA is currently investigating the company as there are many questions to be answered. The FDA is currently trying to find out where the semen is coming from.

It is currently unknown if the semen is from humans or animals; and if from humans, is it infected semen? My God!! "We can not believe this" says FDA inspector Jamison Fields, "this is disturbing, if i wanted to consume semen I would just do g*y porno, who would've known i was consuming semen through Starbucks", Fields added. However, not everyone thinks semen in their coffee is exactly a bad thing; according to Starbucks daily consumer Jackie Sultana, "if they're using semen then they should keep using it because it's so God d*mn good, I might just try semen alone to see if it's that good". Starbucks is yet to send out a public apology, however, we are expecting it really soon. The FDA plan to shut down Starbucks production tomorrow across the nation.

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